So last night at 5 am. Shy wakes me up and tells me they (shy n Jing) saw a opossum in the basement. Alright. Whatever. Live in ohio- bad storms - maybe one of the little basement windows broke and a baby crawled in there. but of course at 5am after 5 hrs of sleep my body doesn’t want to go back to bed. SO I spend the rest of the night fretting over how there’s bound to be a whole family of opossum in the basement taking over and making a bunch babies and shitting n peeing everywhere and getting into boxes and just …. anyway. needless to say not a lot of sleep. a lot of imagination.
did you know opossums were related to aliens? yep. I didn’t either until my 5 am brain told me so.
YEP, me and shy were watching Breaking Bad and I saw it come out from the basement
“UHH SHYYY——-THERE’S A POSSUM…??”